truth-has-a-liberal-bias:

the-football-chick:

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That’s what it’s like to listen to Republicans speak.

It’s like they have no idea how absurd they sound.

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kyonite:
“ this is the perfect grade of good luck
reblog in 5 seconds and all of your grades will inch ever closer to perfect
”

kyonite:

this is the perfect grade of good luck

reblog in 5 seconds and all of your grades will inch ever closer to perfect

(via narwhalsarefalling)


desidarling123:

newhumantype:

Okay so i just found out that karamo from queer eye got his high school girlfriend pregnant when he was 15 (the year before he came out) but she didn’t tell him and moved away and he never knew he had a child until she subpoenaed him 10 years later for child support. Instead of responding like the misogynists who complain endlessly about greedy women taking advantage, he immediately jumped into full time parenthood of not only his own son, but even adopted his bio son’s half brother and raised them both as his own. To top it all off, he only has nice things to say about the boys’ mother, crediting her with helping him learn how to be a father. Straight men take fuckin note 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

Also she didn’t subpoena him, the state sent it out on her behalf. She didn’t know he was even summoned until her turned up on her doorstep. He has always spoken so well of her and says how all his anger dissolved when he realized she hadn’t ever wanted to burden him in the first place. (He did a talk at my local community college and told this story)

(via gayisnotasynonymforjalex)


Types of Racists Cont.

honeydewmela:

Sexual Racists:

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“What’s up chocolate momma? Ebony goddess?” “Oh you’re asian? How kinky! How exotic” “Mmmm Mandingooo”

Colorist Racists:

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“I’m not racist, I just think light skin is prettier.” “I wan’t cute mixed babies :3″ “Just my opinion, don’t get mad”

Preference racists:

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“Not to be racist but, I wouldn’t date a black girl” “I only like pretty white/mixed girls, black girls don’t look good next to me”

Comedian Racists:

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“Calm down it’s just a joke!” “It’s not racist if it’s funny!” “Where’s your dad Daquan?”

Exclusionary Racists:

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“Your shampoo doesn’t work on normal hair” “What kind of name is that?”

Victimized Racists:

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“AA isn’t fair” “Nobody likes white people anymore” “WHAT KIND OF WHITE HATE BLOG ARE YOU RUNNING WITH THAT URL??” 

Know it all Racists:

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“My best friends are black so..” “You don’t look mixed, you’re black” “You don’t know what white people think” “Not ALL white people” “You’re wrong, reverse racism…” *tries to define racism*

(via leguindyke)


So Claybe
Carly Rae Jepson
Second Beat Songs

spritefrosty:

lizardsister:

pedantricks:

secondbeatsongs:

“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

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YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

HEY AND YOU, AMAZING, BUT YOMBER, SO CLAYBE 

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(via leguindyke)


laughing-llama:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

phinflynn:

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“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

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“What an unexpected -“

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“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

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“You’re trapped!”

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“By societal convention!”

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“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

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“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

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This show is fucking brilliant.

did everyone else read that in his voice

(via cvbeebop)


consultingdoctorwholock:

Giant monster:

*rises from the mediterranean sea*

Meryl Streep, putting on sunglasses:

Mamma Mia…

*cocks shotgun*

Here we go again

(via make-the-dead-love)


amemait:

glorianas:

my fave bit of black dog folklore is that in some folklore there is a belief that the first person buried in a cemetery stays there and doesn’t cross over and helps other spirits move on and protects them from evil spirits, now naturally people want to avoid this fate for their loved ones and themselves so they would sometimes bury a dog first and it would return in the shape of a big black dog and protect the newly dead from evil spirits and occasionally the living as well

this kind of spirit is called a church grim

You mean it’s called a good doggie.

(via talkingfruitbat)


vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

okay this reminded me of the strongest human being (I use that label with some reservation) I have ever met and I still think about him like once a week because about 4 years ago on Thanksgiving night my sister, cousin, and I were going to pick up a friend about a 40 minute drive from home, and I got lost and tried to turn around on a little gravel pull-off on the side of the road, but my front tires got stuck in the snow.

we were in the middle of nowhere with no cell reception, and the only sign of life was a single, completely dark house across the road from us.

We all did our best to push the car out, and we’re strong people, but we couldn’t make it budge. Cold and stuck, we climbed back and wondered what to do. A car full of men pulled over beside us and asked if we needed help, but getting out of our locked car on a backroad at night with strange men felt like a bad idea, so we said a tow was coming and waved them along. We did that twice before finally deciding our only option was to accept the next offer for help and just risk it,

when a man came out of the house across the street.

He’d clearly been watching us and figured out why we’d been lying to people, which really surprised me & he said “it’s okay, you can stay in your car and keep the doors locked. Just start backing up when I say so.”

I had the window cracked and told him “it’s too stuck. There’s no way we’re getting out. Could you call a tow?”

And he said “just back up when I say so.”

So he walked around the front of the car, squatted, and said “okay back up,”

and I did, and

he lifted

the front of the car Into The Air. Off its front wheels, and we backed up while he essentially wheel-barrowed us back onto the road.

And we were honest to god yelling. We couldn’t help it. We just yelled until all four wheels were back on the ground and he was waving us off while we thanked him.

And then I looked at my sister and cousin & said “he REALLY told us we can KEEP our doors locked as if THAT WOULD’VE FUCKING STOPPED HIM!!!! As if he couldn’t have just RIPPED EM OFF THE HINGES.”

I later looked up the weight of my car, and it’s 3200 pounds without anything or anyone in it.

This haunts me.

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dialupmodem:
“ tallerantleft:
“ wondrousworld:
“So my roommate (girl) bought this vodka?? and me (guy) and my other roommate (guy) poured a glass and have just been staring at it for a good 10 minutes idk what is this glitter fuckery I don’t wanna...

dialupmodem:

tallerantleft:

wondrousworld:

So my roommate (girl) bought this vodka?? and me (guy) and my other roommate (guy) poured a glass and have just been staring at it for a good 10 minutes idk what is this glitter fuckery I don’t wanna drink it

I (guy) am curious why your genders are relevant

i (big baller) am wondering if anyone here smokes weed (narcotic)

(via nalayzrz)


twistedbutchknight:

When he’s a 19 year old fascist and you’re a 24 year old democratically elected politician but he has a tiny braid so you’re helpless to his charming pear floating powers

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(via imthegirlwhowaited)




psychoetheric:

psychoetheric:

straight dude: what if my d&d character was like really violently homophobic. not because i am but like it would be dark and edgy

me: (internally) oscar wilde was right

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in reference to this quote (tho he was also just right in general)

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